Seriously?

We have MICE! How wretched! Matt heard a little scratching the other day, so we placed a couple of traps and....

caught 6!

Is it bad that I think these little guys -- are cute? I feel a little ashamed for killing them, but what else can I do?

So, we're out to find the source of these little buggers. Yech.

Homeowners, Missing Bunnies, and Picture overload

I never post. I know this. Forgive me.

But, you know, I thought I'd get back on the wagon while I'm stuck at home with the cold of the year.

Things I did within the last three months:
1) Finished 1 year of graduate school.

2) Bought a house










3) Bought a lop-eared bunny.

4) Lost the bunny.

5) Had my sister, Lela, visit!













6) Started reupholstering my ugly couch










7) Refinished this cool dresser!











I now deem the Strawns caught up. We'll be back.

Totally Awesome Lesson

It's rare that this happens, but I had a wonderful class today. Every student was present, we ate brownies, and learned ALL about evaluation. I want to record the incredible success my heart feels today, but I suppose a post will suffice.

Activity 1: Turn in your paper, get a brownie
Activity 2: Boggle (spelling and critical thinking--I'm not a slacker)
Activity 3: The four parts of evaluation--this was great because although I lectured a bit, there was so much input
Activity 4: How you evaluate; I gave each group a photo of a stereotypical person, and the group had to create a name, profession, etc.

I think my favorite part was the brownie bit. Everybody needs some cheering up sometime.

This Semester...

This semester...
1. I promise to NOT sit on my knitting needles


2. I will create something every month


3. I will be a more positive person

Bugles & Brownies

So, a couple of weeks ago Matt got food poisoning from Taco Bell. I like Taco Bell, but not when liking them requires going to WINCO at 3am or watching my husband vomit his innards into the toilet.

I buy peaches, Pepto Bismol, some more veggies, and some Kashi cereals. I fill the fridge and cupboards with fiber-rich, low-fat rabbit food. And a few snack foods.Yesterday, I return from school, expecting Matt to, you know, have eaten something.

"Oh, yea. I had the bag of Bugles this morning. And...uh...three brownies for lunch. I don't feel too good. Why do I feel sick?"

Um, because you ate (as my friend Katie would say) like a 14-year old boy on vacation.

Greetings. We're in Idaho.

When my mommy came to visit last year, she was astounded at the incredible SLOWNESS of everybody around her. She hustled her car up to the front of the line, drove agressively and defensively... just in case. I tried all weekend to impress upon her that Moscow is filled with slow-moving people, and just to get used to it. I hadn't yet come up with the perfect explanation, but I found this little tidbit on CNN this morning!

"There's this sense that we're so important that every single moment has to be filled; we can't even pull over or we're going to miss five minutes' driving time or 10 minutes' driving time. The pace is at this breakneck speed," said Condren[...] "The truth is nobody is that important or that in demand that they can't practice safety and good common-sense behaviors."

Exactly my thoughts. I dislike visiting L.A. for this reason: people think they have to get somewheres right away. Common-courtesy=Common-sense. Open doors for people. Let them in at the light. Smile like you might have something in common; because, chances are, you do!

Bad Analogies

Who doesn't need a good laugh? I shared this story with my neighbors yesterday, and thought you might want to roll around on the floor for a while, clutching your stomach.

In that discussion about children, the one that most couples have at some point, Matt voiced his concerns about being in the delivery room.

"Imagine if I were taking the biggest dump of my life, and it hurt, and you knew it was your fault. How would you feel?"

"Hm. No. Not the same at all."

Immediately I conjured images of Metamucil, Apples, and 8g Fiber Bread. Would that produce the equivelant pain of passing a human through something the size of a quarter? Perhaps not. Maybe if they were the size of cannonballs, as pictured above.

And yes, I am aware that this picture is really, really gross. It was my intention.

Goodbye, Frank

In the wake of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Walter Cronkite, a mere, normal author follows suit.

The death of a most wonderful and beloved writer, Frank McCourt, is upon us. He passed on June 19, 2009 at the ripe old age of 78. Haven't read his books? It's time to do so. I'll do a little free publicity, because I admire the man so much.

Angela's Ashes: A painfully funny, overly honest, heart-breaking memoir of a boy growing up

Limerick.

'Tis: Immigrating to America; the discovery of the Promised Land--whatever you want to call it. McCourt's writing advances past journal scribbles here, and makes you want a better life.

Teacher Man: I'll attribute my goal to be a teacher to this book. What I wouldn't have given to have met this man.

If ever you think your life has been difficult, read these three. It may not be comparable, or even relative to your situation, but you can pull a lifetime of wisdom from Frank: even if you don't use it.

Harry Potter!

Kim, Katie, and I went to see Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince. AMAZZZING!!! Absolutely worth the $8 I spent. Definitely the next movie to my collection. I know I may seem a little obsessed, but I really do believe that Harry Potter made a phenomenal change in the reading world--reaching everywhere from elementary schoolers to adults.

Katie and Kim (thanks for treats Kim!)



And... just to be self-absorbed & a little obnoxious, I took a picture of me after a strenuous workout this evening... feeling a little like Jillian Michaels, except less hot.

Today you weren't here for...

So, Matt is out and about in Los Angeles these days. I feel like one of those girls I like to make fun of who get mopey whenever their husbands are gone. Yup. It's as if I've forgotten how to be alone. I think this means: we should do this more often. Without further ado...

Matt, today you weren't here:
1. To crack my lower back when it got annoying.
2. To whine about my indecisiveness when I threw out the bathroom rug.
3. To walk with me to church.
4. To laugh at Farley when he grabbed the frozen blackberries from me.
5. To take naps with me.
6. To go on a bike ride to the reservoir.
7. To tell me what you wanted for dinner.
8. To clean up after.
9. To congratulate me on finding my ipod.
10. To lecture me about my garments poking out my dress.

I'm so happy he's out having fun, but the place feels hollow without him.